Drama Mon 22 December 2025 - Tue 23 Dec 2025

A Proper Merry Christmess

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It’s Christmas Eve at West Yorkshire’s (almost) favourite garden centre, which means seasonal bonus time. But there’s a problem: only one department can take home the cash.  

Over at the grotto, a reluctant Santa, relentlessly positive Tree, and stressed-out student Elf all need cash and quick. Forget Christmas miracles, they’ll have to pull together to sleigh this competition. 

Only Rudolf’s looking queasy, the decorations dubious and Team Grotto’s struggling to keep their own dysfunctional festivities under wraps. Can they win with Christmas cheer alone? Or will they resort to dirty tricks? Stuff Christmas spirit this is war! 

A Proper Merry Christmess is a chaotic Christmas comedy for adults, an antidote to the snowy schmaltz, floppy hair and impossibly big kitchens of the festive romcom. At the time of year when being skint isn’t an option, step into an honest Christmas story, featuring the bits those movies always leave out, actually. 

All performances will be captioned via The Difference Engine, a tool that enables d/Deaf and hard-of-hearing people to read performance captions on their phone.  

Dates

Mon 22 December 2025 - Tue 23 Dec 2025

Space

Cellar Theatre

Tickets

£14.00 - £16.00

Duration

70 minutes

Age guidance

16+

Content warning

TBC

Captioned Performance

Captioned Performance

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  • Mon 22 December 2025
    6:00pm – 7:10pm
    Captioned Performance
  • Tue 23 December 2025
    6:00pm – 7:10pm
    Captioned Performance
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