The story of a girl and three men - one man she wants, one man she used to want and one man she doesn’t want at all! The one she doesn’t want doesn’t want her associating with the one she does want; whilst the one she used to want mistakenly thinks she wants the one she doesn’t want. As for the one she does want - he doesn’t know what he wants...

And somehow Leonard’s involved - a man who’s more at home reading poetry and discussing life’s oddities with his garden gnome, Bernard.

Alan Ayckbourn’s classic farce is a rib-tickling observation of what goes on behind the privet hedge.